- Nobody: American accents are such a turn on.
+ 31312people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience
I was too blind to see that you were too deaf to hear me.
+ 0
- me: *stays home*
- parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
- me: *goes out*
- parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
- me: *eats*
- parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
- me: *doesn't eat something*
- parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
- me: *exhales*
- parents: don't give me that attitude
Wow. + 62Nope. California.Fuck me sideways, I died .You will DIE from laughter when I tell you that…….this is the same person.
NO FUCKING JOKE!
Matt showing me that article was the highlight of my day
God I hope Glendale, Arizona
